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Quake Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: japan earthquake
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bugmenot

Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 9:25 pm
one was done for haiti and then you could find a slew of pics like it all over the web.
Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:30 pm

meh...it was new to me...nice one .
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:36 am
that was a big boy. Poor Cubby. Those sirens went off pretty early today. I don't think he'll be surfing today
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 10:33 am
This has been done before and has no luster.


earthquake hits detroit -


TAGS: detroit earthquake
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:01 am
Damage estimates are based on estimated costs to rebuild... if they intended to.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:41 pm
N-i-i-i-c-e
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:59 am
LOL! Did anybody notice, or did they think a large truck drove by? 5L
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 11:37 am
Funny a 5er


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


DIABEETUS - WILFORD SAYS EAT YOUR QUAKER OATMEAL...OR ELSE.


TAGS: quaker diabeetus oatmeal wilford brimley
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

Guest091 - August 12, 2009, 5:58 am
Wilford Brimley is cool, man! Why the hell did you make him look like a fucked-up demon?


8/23/11 EARTHQUAKE - OH THE HUMANITY!




21 FRAGS IN A ROW - The best feeling in the world


TAGS: quake videogames deathmatch
Rating: 1.26/5
me - April 25, 2009, 11:05 am
It says 21 frags in a row, not in total, like instantly one after another
lolatyoufags - December 18, 2008, 9:31 pm
21 frags? that all? lol come play UT2004, ill wipe the floor with you.
Drenix - October 3, 2008, 10:39 am
Dunno, I think it's better to get 2 or more kills with a well placed grenade... specially when playing grenade-pinball
Frozen - August 5, 2008, 3:34 pm
As in a standard figure to expect when pwning n00bs?


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out Rape of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up shit from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


5.5 EARTHQUAKE IN ONTARIO - Relief help is pouring in from Europe and the US. Please contact the Red Cross and give what you can


TAGS: earthquake canada
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by gil

rerun - June 28, 2010, 8:27 pm

He was a little tough, taste like chicken
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:24 pm
The flamingo knew too much...he won't be coming back.
Sean - June 28, 2010, 3:55 pm
Some of my lawn furniture is still unaccounted for. Ok, I actually mean the lawn flammingo, but still, we're very worried. Won't you please give? *sigh*
sickartist - June 28, 2010, 8:11 am
hahahaha 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:32 pm
Are you Canadian gil?
Zealot - June 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
i actually felt that one, im in rochester


WET BUNNY - I can haz towelz now.


TAGS: bunny earthquake21
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

4 - June 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
i thought it was a duck
Jjonzz - May 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
Just use a Hare Dryer


QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.


TAGS: quakers richard nixon okami
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by okami

Derek - December 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Strayed a little, what?


DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces


TAGS: ireland funny dry earthquake
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:51 pm
I heard there were aftershocks. To be sure, to be sure


WHEN DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR? - When Chuck Norris' mobile is on vibration mode!




WELCOME TO JAPAN. - Population: umm...


TAGS: japan earthquake
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by whocares0

scarr3d - March 17, 2011, 1:10 pm
If it's too soon to make jokes about Japan's recent "natural disasters" (i swear i saw Godzilla)then we should stop takign a moment of silence for 9/11 bc yes it was terrible, but it is better to let ppl honor it in their own ways(and it's been 10 years)
Cloudchaser - March 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Good thing you don't work for Aflac. They fired Gilbert Gottfried over the few Japan disaster jokes he made
pzykosiz - March 15, 2011, 11:04 pm
never
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 15, 2011, 10:24 pm
too soon?


ASTERIX AND OBELIX - I found them.




YOUR CHOICE - Stupidity or Irony




CHERNOBYL - Has there own nativity scene.


TAGS: chernobyl earthquake21
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 9:52 pm
They're putting their motifakes over there. Learn it, live it.


THE IRISH - Even they couldn't drink him under the table.


TAGS: alcohol earthquake21 asian irish
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

Alexis.Chu - August 24, 2009, 12:09 am
no you couldn't, haha, maybe you've never been to China ?
Bunny - March 23, 2009, 11:33 am
yeah we could -no hassle!


COME TO CHRISTCHURCH - Now nearly a year without a major earthquake. What's that sound?


TAGS: what s with all the earthquakes
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

Gath - February 2, 2012, 6:56 pm
Is that a green beret on that squirrel, if so FGFA, what's the unit crest/ motto?
FreeGunsForAll - January 7, 2012, 3:17 am
Yeah, I'm mean. Not as mean as my brother though.
Verdeckt - January 5, 2012, 1:58 am
Nice.


CHRISTCHURCH -


TAGS: christchurch earthquake new zealand pzy
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:47 pm
5L, it is funny. I even give 5L's to the posters that put my gender down, cuz I am an artist and a writer.. free speech. My husband fights for it, censorship...I will pass
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
you fucks are so melodramatic. That was only a PUN! For pete's sake... grow a funny bone! What's the whole fucking deal with being politically correct!!! FUCK YOU!
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:26 pm
It's always funny.
kimbob - February 25, 2011, 12:35 am
this isn't even funny, i know alot of people down there and i have been there alot. it isn't funny now and it wasn't funny for haiti so fuck you cunt.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:56 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:53 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
I think he meant that it's BS that it was funny when it happened in Haiti....his wording and punctuation are a bit wonky.
rerun - February 24, 2011, 8:30 pm

so, Haitians deserve to die & be made fun of but this country is off limits? What am I missing here?
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
I'm grey area, defined. And I appreciate anyone else who understands it... even if they aren't the same.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
Thanks Agg.., I feel the love.., hahahaha..., at the end of the day its like a poster I just posted about 'freedom of speech'.., we all have that right at least.......
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 6:10 pm
A virtual punch to the face?!?! You will be god if you can make that happen.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
I respect hootizz... but remain steadfast in my "lighten up" campaign... and stick by my proclamation of Face-love... even if M has confused me more than steph1's gender. This... is... motifake!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:50 pm
ahhh i see what you are talking aboot mr m. Pretty cool.... i think.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
I love me some Faceplant. Take it however you want.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
Hmmmmmm, ban Mr M???? this could be interesting.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:35 pm
Face is da man.
culos - February 24, 2011, 4:22 pm
@face: Now you've got all of us trembling and shaking!
TheTrashHeap - February 24, 2011, 3:51 pm
"Shine Box"!! Classic!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 3:18 pm
And with agg's last comment i close the door on this discussion. Next one to bitch about this or anything else on this poster will get smashed in the face with my ban bat!
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:44 pm
Now, go get your fucking shine box.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:42 pm
The situation/tragedy is being handled in the light of a human coping mechanism. If you think that anyone here likes human loss, then you're the fool. Perhaps you prefer to harbor hate or hurt... the rest learn to cope. Levity doesn't change the humanity.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:39 pm
I recognize that many have taboo limitations. But, if you can laugh at one tragedy, make surte you can laugh at all. Again... it's not personal. It's a coping mechanism and healing process... the best that God ever created. Disrespect is a label.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:37 pm
Absolutely.
kryshna - February 24, 2011, 2:26 pm
So, if we can laugh about x-church and Haiti, then I guess it is also OK to joke about 9/11, right?
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:57 pm
This is a current topic... this poster has been done in a very tasteful manner.
showmeone - February 24, 2011, 8:00 am
sometimes only humor ...makes us get thru it...RELAX
kiwi11 - February 24, 2011, 5:34 am
You're a complete @rse. I'm from Christchurch and have lost family and friends. Have some respect and a little compassion.
Nagard - February 24, 2011, 5:08 am
I have to agree with agdaniele and culos. And in the end this was still motiFAKE when I last typed in the URL.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:51 am
Yeah I hear where you are coming from.., but when you see Urban Search & Rescue teams from all over the world rushing to seen to help out, and when they interview them on TV they have tears in their eyes, suddenly all the humor seems to disappear...
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:48 am
We all feel the pain, we all sympathize, but it never hurts to take the sting out of things with a bit of humor, even when the smiles are sad ones. If feel our resident Psycho has done well, it would have been a lot easier to go overboard.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:39 am
Everyone has different levels of humor, and everyone handles tragedy differently. I know Pzy well enough to assure you he's not mocking the dead personally. Simply finding the humor in a tragic event.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:23 am
B...S..T it was funny when it happened to Haiti.., man there are some things you just don't touch.., especially when blood is still gushing from the wounds... As I said, its a very raw nerve....
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 1:56 am
5L for trying to find humor in the irony of everything. It's funny when it was Haiti, but when it hits home, all of a sudden, it's serious and taboo.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 1:12 am
Not funny man..., not even the slightest bit Fu...en funny..!! Sorry mate but you have directly hit a raw nerve.., there are 98 confirmed dead and 226 missing and those totals are expected to rise.., I hope no one you know is one of them...


PARKING TICKETS -




TSUNAMI! -


TAGS: rejection earthquake waves distruction cubby
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:54 am
Damn.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 12:25 am
She knows it too.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:37 pm
Tough love. 5L


TRAGEDY -




GAY TEST - This was going to be one, but why would I stoop to that level.




QUAKE - The One and Only




GODZILLA! - A Very Small Deal To Us Comparatively


TAGS: godzilla earthquake japan tsunami meltdown
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Kmonet

LinkFox101113 - March 22, 2011, 5:22 pm
Too soon still. Although, their expressions are rediculus and outta place.


TANNING - She over did it.




HAITI EARTHQUAKE - Port formerly known as Prince


TAGS: haiti earthquake port au prince
Rating: 2.44/5
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:57 pm
Anonymous sadly = 1 - don't be shy next time.
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:26 am
I've got to give it 2... would have been a def 5 if named...
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 9:10 am
Damn skippy rerun...this is great!! Anon=fail. too bad.
rerun - January 22, 2010, 6:19 am

had this poster been accredited 5L, anon = 1L


BLONDES INCOGNITO - Even though they dyed there hair we could still tell what they were.


TAGS: earthquake21 blondes
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:28 am
Imagine! People having fun! They MUST be stupid. Is that your argument?
agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Through 7 votes, your poster has matched tunnel status!


IN GOD WE TRUST - We have no choice!




SPIDER GOAT - Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat, does whatever a spider can! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Goat!




CALIFORNIA -




Groundbreaking -


TAGS: groundbreaking earthquakes sinkhole revolution change
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 9:24 am
ROTFL!!
Cannabal - May 22, 2015, 3:23 am
HULK SMASH!
mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 1:17 am
Can I watch?!!!!! Excellent, C-man! 5L


HEY, OKLAHOMA! -


TAGS: 5 0 quake always makes a mess
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 9:16 am
I live in Oklahoma. I'v been in Cali and slept thu 5s while there. So I now what I am talking about.
mizzdizz - November 9, 2016, 1:21 am
They don't have the building standards there that quake prone areas have. There's a lot more damage done. Besides, ain't nobody sleeping thru a 5.0 quake! Even in California where all it does is clean shelves, puts new cracks in the street. Have a heart.
ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 1:02 am
It scares the idiots who live here. The rest of us just keep living our lives and deal with it.


california soccer field -




YES -




Arch -




Apprehensive -




FIREWOOD -


TAGS: earthquake disaster aftershock nepal death
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - April 27, 2015, 10:32 am
Thank you mizzdizz. When I ran across the picture I thought Craigslist, free firewood...Thanks again.
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:45 am
ROTFL!!!! Recycling? LUV this!!! Thanks for starting my day out with a really good laugh!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


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